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Invicta Men's 6981 Pro Diver Collection Chronograph Black Dial Black Polyurethane Watch
Invicta Men's 6981 Pro Diver Collection Chronograph Black Dial Black Polyurethane Watch 52 customer reviews List Price: $795.00 Price: $239.00 & FREE Shipping. FREE Returns. You Save: $556.00 (70%) In Stock. ! and . Gift-wrap available. Want it tomorrow, Oct. 11? Order within 4 hrs 41 mins and choose One-Day Shipping at checkout. Precise Swiss-Quartz movement Durable mineral crystal; Brushed and polished 18k gold-plated stainless steel case; Black polyurethane strap Chronograph functions with 60 second, 30 minute and 1/10 of a second subdials; Date function Black sunray dial with gold-tone hands and dot hour markers; Luminous; Black unidirectional bezel Water-resistant to 330 feet (100 M)
Michael Kors Parker Glitz Watch, Silver Color
Michael Kors Michael Kors Parker Glitz Watch, Silver Color List Price: $225.00 Price: $200.00 & FREE Shipping. FREE Returns. Details You Save: $25.00 (11%) In Stock. Sold by TIMELESS FASHION and Fulfilled by Amazon. Gift-wrap available. Want it tomorrow, Oct. 11? Order within 4 hrs 45 mins and choose One-Day Shipping at checkout. Brand:Michael Kors Model: MK5353 Condition:brand new with Tags Band Color: silver Dial color: silver Explore Our Selection of Michael Kors Watches Check out our selection of Michael Kors watches and shop trendsetting styles in men's and women's. Explore top styles in gold-tone, rose gold-tone, tortoise shell, and more. Plus, enjoy FREE Super Saver Shipping.
Casio Men's G100-1BV G-Shock Classic Ana-Digi Watch
Casio Casio Men's G100-1BV G-Shock Classic Ana-Digi Watch List Price: $99.00 Price: $54.83 & FREE Shipping. FREE Returns. Details You Save: $44.17 (45%) In Stock. Ships from and sold by Amazon.com. Want it tomorrow, Oct. 11? Order within 4 hrs 48 mins and choose One-Day Shipping at checkout. Warranty: Sporty and utilitarian, this Casio watch features a versatile design replete with the best in timepiece technology, including displays in both analog and digital formats. Japanese Quartz movement with analog and digital displays Protective mineral crystal dial window Features chronograph, dual time display, luminosity, shock resistance, and stopwatch Water-resistant to 200 m
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Girl: Do you believe in puppy love? Boy: I tried it once, but their assholes are too small. Husband says; "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me". Wife replied; "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!" When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness. A woman walks up to a guy in a blue bathing suit and says, "Did you know your eyes match your swim trunks?" He says, "Why? Are my eyes bulging?" "I told my wife that a man is like a fine wine... I always get better with age. The next day, she locked me in the wine cellar." Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It's $5. if you make your own bed. Guest: I'll make my own bed. Innkeeper: Good. I'll get you some nails and wood. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and
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Abra-Kebabra A magic act performed on Saturday night, where fast food vanishes down the performer's throat, and then shortly afterwards, it suddenly reappears on the taxi floor. Aussie Kiss Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under. Back End of the Bat Mobile The state of your Brass Eye soon after you eat a really hot curry. "I had a Ring Stinger in the Benghazi restaurant last night, and now I've got a dose of Gandhi's Revenge. My arse feels like the back end of the Bat Mobile." Beaver Leaver or Vagina Decliner. A homosexual. Beer Coat The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3 in the morning. Beer Compass The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze cruise, even though you're too pissed to remember where you live, how you get there, and where you've come from. Bone of Contention A hard-on that causes an argument. e.g. one that arises when a man is watching Olympic beach volleyball on TV wi